
What Your Gnara Sock Choice Says About You
Socks & Sandals

“Go Piss Girl”

Toxic Feminist Propoganda

You make sure all your friends are registered to vote (thank you!). You live by the mantra, “a place for everything and everything in its place” and have your calendar color-coded six months in advance. Glass ceilings tremble when you walk into a room.
Don’t Zip a Lip

Answer Nature’s Call

Toilet Paper

Poison Ivy

Go With The Flow

Bare Naked

Rock Sock

You’re in touch with your earthy side and love "Avatar: The Last Airbender." On hikes, you read all the informational placards and explain geographical formations to anyone who will listen. The Yellowstone geyser eruption was your Roman Empire this year.