Last Minute, 5-Minute Halloween Costumes by Gnara!
Back by popular demand, we bring you our Third Annual Gnara Halloween Costume List! (If you’re new here, check out the fan favs here and here; also some great visuals here).
We’ll warn you, this year includes some of our wildest Halloween costume ideas – from food to pop culture icons to random af – featuring Gnara staples you probably already have in your closet. And if you don’t, ~urine luck~ because we’re doing a flash 30% off spooky sale on select Go There Pants and Go There Shorts just for you to snag a pair just in time for the spookiest time of year!
So without further ado: Which Gnara Halloween Costume Personality Are YOU?!
🔥 Lava Girl
You're that girl who's "just passionate" about everything. Your friends describe you as "a lot," but in the best way possible. Your dating app bio definitely includes "if you can't handle me at my hottest..." You bring the heat to every party and have literally never heard of an "indoor voice." The floor is always lava, and so are you, bestie. Steal those Mulberry pants here.
🎈 Russell from Up
Okay, overachiever! Your Google Calendar looks like a game of Tetris. You're the friend who organizes the group vacation spreadsheet and has definitely used the phrase "per my last email" this week. But beneath that type-A exterior is someone who just wants to help others and maybe go birding once a week. Your snack game is also unmatched - you're always prepared with precisely 47 varieties of trail mix. Oh, and no other non-dads rock a dad hat better than you. ;) Badlands Beige baddie shorts here.
🧀 Mac & Cheese
You're comfort in human form. Your love language is feeding people, and your apartment is the designated cozy hangout spot. You've got throwback playlists for every mood and own at least three different weighted blankets. You're not basic - you're a classic, honey! And just like your costume, you get along with literally everyone. Even the gluten-intolerant, lactose-intolerant population respects your vibe. If you don't already have our best-selling hue, that blue can be found here!
🌭 Hot Dog
Main character energy! You’re the life of the party and never stray from a good dad joke. You refer to yourself as the “Glizzy Gobbler,” and will never say no to a 2 AM dawg. You partake in rap battles when necessary and never let the dance party stop. You're the perfect blend of relish-ing attention and mustard-ing up the courage to be yourself! You also definitely raced in the Hotdogger Mountain Bike race, but more on that later. Hot dog or hot legs? You decide in Badlands Beige pants here.
🦈 Shark
You’re feisty, sometimes intimidating, and can sniff out BS from a mile away. But, you also always choose friends over food when it comes to brunch spots. You take the week off work for every annual Shark Week and you plan a diving trip at least once a year. As a beach dweller, you know more surf facts than anyone we know, except maybe Colin Jost narrating the 2024 Paris Olympics from Tahiti. That being said, you don't hate a mountain vacay -- alpine lakes and rivers call to you as a big fan of fly fishing. Snag some Ash pants here.
🐶 Snacks (The Gnara Mascot)
You're the group's emotional support friend with the big dump truck energy! You're not not a gym girly and your thicc thighs save lives. With a booty like that, serotonin levels by 1000% anytime you walk [shake] into a room. You're the glue holding all friend groups together, and your superpower is making Monday morning meetings actually bearable. You will go to any event with free food, you're decidedly not a cat person, and you're extremely needy but oh-so-lovable. Ochre pants comin' in clutch for this one here.
🌲 National Park Ranger
You’ve got an emotional support water bottle with you at all times and set alarms to get your camping permits 6 months in advance. Your Instagram is full of sunrise hikes, and you've definitely lectured someone about Leave No Trace principles at a party. Your dating profile mentions that you're looking for someone to "build a life and compost pile with." Your car is a storage unit for all your gear and you never go anywhere without a headlamp. You're loyal, you're full of fun facts, and you lap tech bros on the trail daily.
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